This March, if you have been following along on our Instagram, we have been doing a March Movie Madness bracket. Our criteria here are not based on which are the “better” movies but which are better at selling the madness and / or giving you the feeling that you are losing it.

We had 32 movies we started from. In the first round, we lost 16 of them. In round 2, the competition heated up and we lost a couple of surprises. Let’s look a bit more at who we lost:

• The depraved “artist” of House that Jack Built lost to mother!.

• Melancholia, with its stunningly accurate portrayal of depression, lost out to Black Swan’s study of the line between genius and madness.

• Fight Club’s inner struggle lost to The Shining, a favorite to win it all.

• Evil Dead is the better movie but Smile 2 won for driving us mad.

• Requiem for a Dream dropped to the now Oscar-winning Substance

• Dark City couldn’t compete with the unrelenting Mad God.

• Lovecraftian vibes battled as The Endless dropped to The Lighthouse.

• Finally, Cage took down Cruise as Vanilla Sky dropped to Mandy.

This gets us to our Elite Eight. But let’s get this down to our Final Four we will discuss on the podcast. First up:

• mother! vs Black Swan. In this match up, mother! gives us a great rollercoaster of a nightmare but Black Swan ultimately wins out with with its dream-like blending of reality and madness.

• The Shining vs Smile 2. Smile 2 puts up a good fight with its unreliable narrator but ultimately, The Shining’s Jack’s madness affecting both himself and the audience is hard to top.

• The Substance vs Mad God. If you want to peer into the mind of a madman, watch the Mad God. However, The Substance wins out for dragging us along on someone’s path to detachment from reality.

• The Lighthouse vs Mandy. as a character study of two men pushing each other to the brink and beyond vs one man’s journey for revenge. Madness wins as The Lighthouse takes this battle.

We are down to Black Swan vs The Shining and The Substance vs The Lighthouse. To see who wins, check out this month’s podcast! 

For the month of October, we present a list of some of our favorite movies to watch this time of year, whether they are spooky, campy, or downright horrifying.  This year, for our first list we are running through 4 different categories and 5 movies in each. These are not our top 5 in each of these categories but these are all movies we have seen and recommend.

FAMILY HALLOWEEN MOVIES

Halloween vibes that are also kid (8+) friendly.

Frankenweenie (2012, PG) - Monster House (2006, PG) - Ernest Scared Stupid (1991, PG) - ParaNorman (2012, PG) - Garfield’s Halloween Adventure (1985, NR)

HALLOWEEN-TIME MOVIES

Movies set around halloween itself.

Trick ‘r Treat (2007, R) - Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982, R) - House of 1000 Corpses (2003, R) - Donnie Darko (1992, R) - Sleepy Hollow (1999, R)

Straight Up Nightmares

Intense and stressful. You were warned.

Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974, R) - mother! (2017, R) - The Shining (1980, R) - Hereditary (2018, R) - The Ring (2002, PG-13)

Movies You’ve Probably Never Seen

Cult, obscure, underseen, trash, goodbad, etc.

Mandy (2018, R) - WNUF Halloween Special (2013, NR) - Hack-O-Lantern (1988, R) - The Ritual (2017, R) - Chopping Mall (1986, R)

Use the lists above to note what you have seen or what you are able to talk your normie friends into watching the one month of the year they let you pick the movie!